[SPAM] [KLUG Members] valid commands?

[adamb at glaven.org]

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Adam

> Just in case these haven't been posted before:
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> Are these valid commands???
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>
> % cat "food in cans"
> cat: can't open food in cans
>
> % nice man woman
> No manual entry for woman.
>
> % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
> Unmatched ".
>
> % Unmatched ".
> Unmatched ".
>
> % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
> Missing ].
>
> % ^How did the sex change operation go?^
> Modifier failed.
>
> % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
> Too many ('s.
>
> % make love
> Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
>
> % sleep with me
> bad character
>
> % got a light?
> No match.
>
> % man: why did you get a divorce?
> man:: Too many arguments.
>
> % !:say, what is saccharine?
> Bad substitute.
>
> % %blow
> %blow: No such job.
>
> % \(-
> (-: Command not found.
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> $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
> no sense in pretending!
>
> $ drink matter
> matter: cannot create
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