[KLUG Members] GEEK JEOPARDY NEXT WEEK!!!

[members@kalamazoolinux.org]

Halloween Party: Geek Jeopardy!!!
by Adam Williams assisted by Brian Ritz 
                             
Come join KLUG for it's annual Halloween party, this year including Open Source
jeopardy!!! Prizes, Trivia, and Food! This years topics: Geek Cinema, CPU
Architecures, YRO, Redmond, LDAP, Samba, X11, Slang, XML, CLI, "Things that
spin", and "RFC Potpurri"

Everyone is encouraged to bring consolation prizes for the members of the
loosing team;  we all know how fragile geek egos can be.  Recommended items
include: Windows for Workgroups floppy disks, your cherished old M$-DOS manuals,
  "UNIX FOR DUMMIES", and "Learning Visual Basic in 24 hours".

People who answer 1024 bit questions will each receive a special "1K
Certificate" to impress their significant-other;  they've suspected they are
involved with a genius, now you can unequivocally remove any doubt.  Not in a
relationship?  Show up at a bar, select a victim and start waving this in their
face!  Make sure to get it close enough that they can see exactly what it is, 
you can't be sure they aren't near sighted.  We promise you'll get their
attention; you may even have to fight them off!

And everyone who attends gets one complimentary year of KLUG mailling list
membership,  to as many of our lists as you like.  Receive the very best in Open
Source wit and wisdom straight to your INBOX.  You can't buy support this good!(*)

(*) Actually you can, but IBM charges serious money for it, and they aren't
nearly as much fun(**).

(**) Unless they are at a conference, and drunk;  but that is off topic for this
list.(***)

(***) We aren't implying that IBM personel would ever attend a conference,
consume alcoholic beverages, or consume such beverages while attending a
conference.  We just think that would be fun.
 
>The 2001 Winners -
>     T E A M   B   W O N   G E E K   J E O P A R D Y
>Team B - consisting of Dirk, John, Richard and Robert G. were
>the grand winners with a score of 4,096!  Team A had 1,436 and
>Team C had a score of minus 1,728!  There were several standouts
>on the losing teams that made great attempts to overcome Team B's
>obvious superiority!  I saw everyone laughing and having a great
>time... the side comments were priceless!